Be ready to meet with difficulties, guys and gals. Sex on the beach is very romantic. It fills you with strong emotions, but you have to learn some important things before you go on the racket. So, after reading this text you can say: «Oh no! ». But if you still want to do this, try to have fun!
Fact 1. Sand is not as friendly as you think. It`s really irritating. In every sense of the word «irritating».
Fact 2. Small creatures. I mean sea bacteria, bugs, jelly-fish and so on. They can be dangerous for your sensitive areas. You have to stay away from critters.
Fact 3. Sea water. Salt tends to dry skin. Your delicate parts will suffer. And water can wash out your natural lubrication. I’m absolutely sure you are not planning to try it.
Fact 4. You will wait for darkness. As usual, people prefer to have sex at night, especially in public places. But avoid of broken bottles and other sharp stuff. Unfortunately, beaches are always full of sharp stuff you can’t notice.
Fact 5. Problems with condoms. If you are not afraid of pregnancy, don’t read this. Though if you’re safe girl who prefer safe love, keep your mate from water, because a condom can slip down. Having pool sex, remember, that condom is absolutely useless in pool water, full of chemicals. This little thing can dissolve in water or just tear.
Fact 6. Infectious agents are everywhere. To be entirely honest, beach sex can’t be safe in all. Sand is not sterile, both of you can catch a disease.
Fact 7. Police doesn’t approve public coition. If some visitors of night beach notice so nice couple, they probably will call the police. Just imagine how you, naked and ashamed, are walking through a police office, convoyed by bluecoat. Oh well, you’ll pay the fine after all!
Fact 8. You can’t give free scope to imagination and try some new positions. Beach is not the best place for these tricks. You have no choice – use simple, but tried-and-true positions, otherwise you can be injured.
Fact 9. Your time is limited. Sex on the beach is the fastest sex of all. Look, you’re covered with wet and nasty sand, fear to be knocked up and caught by police. Do you really have time to think about feelings and to derive pleasure from sex? Beach love is very… machinelike. Of course, it can be extremely dramatic. But this process has nothing to do with «winged sentiments», that’s what you should understand.
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