The 2015 Nigerian elections were a very big deal for the country - it was the first time that an opposition candidate (Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, All Progressives Congress) beat his challenger, current President Goodluck Jonathan. This excitement was aptly shared by the National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes (NANP) who decided to commemorate the win by gifting three days of free sex to people across the nation. The NANP had promised this earlier to bolster Buhari's chances of winning.
They texted the local newspaper, Daily Post:
“Hi Ameh, please kindly extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election. On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll. As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide. We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association. We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle.”
For them, it was the hope of Buhari supporting prostitute welfare. Buhari's electoral campaign was hinged on fighting corruption and taking on the Boko Haram militants. Last elections, in which Jonathan had defeated Buhari, had caused violent demonstrations. The NANP group is also pushing for legalising prostitution, and instituting reforms to achieve healthy and safe working conditions for sex workers.
The NANP had also promised their national soccer team free sex if they won the Africa Cup this year.
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